That's My Life tee
That's My Life tee
This funny gardening T-shirt features a clean, vintage-style typography design with the relatable phrase: “That’s My Life — I Weed — And I Plant More Flowers.” With bold lettering, a soft script detail, and two simple daisy accents, it captures that endless (and oddly satisfying) garden cycle we all know too well. Cozy, classic, and easy to wear, this design is perfect for flower lovers, backyard gardeners, and anyone whose free time is split between pulling weeds and dreaming up the next round of blooms.
Why You'll love It
- Soft from the first wear — breathable cotton you’ll reach for daily
- Fabric — 100% ring spun cotton
- Crisp artwork — DTG on cotton keeps fine lines and color true
- Made to last — neck & shoulder taping + double-needle hems
- Printed to order — keeps waste low and quality high
Sizing
Sizing Instructions
To figure out your perfect size, get your favorite t-shirt and lay it out flat. Then measure from armpit to armpit, and top to bottom. Then compare your measurements to our sizing chart to figure out what size will fit you.
T-Shirt Details
Fabric & fit
- Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 and made with U.S.-grown cotton — a cozy staple that also helps support U.S. cotton farmers.
- Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²).
- Fit: Classic unisex (see Sizing for images).
- Construction: Rib collar; taped neck shoulders; double-needle sleeve & bottom hems.
- We print with direct-to-garment (DTG) using water-based inks that sink into the cotton—so the print feels soft and moves with the fabric. DTG also captures fine lines and subtle color blends beautifully.
Care Instructions
- Wash inside-out, cold, gentle cycle
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the print
- A faint “vinegar” scent on arrival can happen with DTG—it’s from the pre-treatment and disappears after the first wash.
Shipping & Returns Policy
Shipping
- ⏱TIME TO DELIVER PRODUCT: The average time for the design to be printed on the shirt is 1-3 days. The average time to deliver your order is 3 to 5 days to the mainland (continental) U.S.
Note: Production and delivery times may take longer around holiday seasons. See our shop page for information on when your order may arrive before said holiday. - 🚚USPS SHIPPING: Any delays in shipping caused by USPS are out of are hands. Contact us if the package is lost or stolen so we can investigate with our print provider. We are not responsible for products that are stolen after delivery.
- IMPORTANT: When ordering double check that you have input your address correctly.
Returns
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items are eligible for a full refund or a replacement of the item.
- Refunds will not be issued after 30 days from the delivery date.
- Please contact us at support@faecottage.com to contact us about a refund.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
